1 00:00:02,849 --> 00:00:05,215 [Groaning, Gasping] 2 00:00:50,897 --> 00:00:53,457 [Wind Howling] 3 00:01:08,682 --> 00:01:11,651 [Man] Ah! Here we are! 4 00:01:11,718 --> 00:01:14,516 Look at that bird. Mother, you've outdone yourself this time. 5 00:01:14,588 --> 00:01:18,581 Just put it down and let me get started on it. 6 00:01:18,658 --> 00:01:22,287 May we be truly thankful for what we're about to receive. 7 00:01:23,797 --> 00:01:25,992 [Thunder Crashes] 8 00:02:32,699 --> 00:02:37,159 What does everybody want? [All Chattering] 9 00:02:38,872 --> 00:02:41,397 [Screaming] 10 00:02:43,643 --> 00:02:46,237 [Thinking] That tall, dark, handsome-looking fellow... 11 00:02:46,313 --> 00:02:49,578 you're looking at is me. 12 00:02:49,649 --> 00:02:51,583 I guess you're wondering what's going on here. 13 00:02:51,651 --> 00:02:54,381 Well, it all started about 10 days ago, 14 00:02:54,454 --> 00:02:58,720 when I was invited to a reunion of my old army outfit. 15 00:02:58,792 --> 00:03:00,760 [Lily] You can't do it. 16 00:03:00,827 --> 00:03:03,489 No matter how hard you try, it just won't fit. 17 00:03:03,563 --> 00:03:06,031 I don't understand it. 18 00:03:06,099 --> 00:03:09,000 It must have shrunk since I got out of the army. [Chuckles] 19 00:03:09,069 --> 00:03:12,835 Were you a hero in the war, Dad? 20 00:03:12,906 --> 00:03:15,807 Well, I don't like to brag, Eddie, 21 00:03:15,876 --> 00:03:18,401 but when I'd get up out of that foxhole, 22 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:22,244 the enemy would take one look at me in this uniform and run. 23 00:03:23,683 --> 00:03:27,380 Come to think of it, a lot of our guys used to look at me and run too. 24 00:03:27,454 --> 00:03:31,185 You can forget about wearing it to the reunion. It just doesn't fit. 25 00:03:31,258 --> 00:03:33,590 Look. This is the first time in 20 years... 26 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:35,890 the guys from my old outfit are getting together. 27 00:03:35,962 --> 00:03:38,328 They're all gonna be wearing their uniforms at the banquet. 28 00:03:38,398 --> 00:03:42,892 How will it look if I'm the only guy to show up in civvies? They'll all stare at me. 29 00:03:42,969 --> 00:03:46,132 Herman, I don't want you to go at all. 30 00:03:46,206 --> 00:03:49,573 I know what goes on at those so-called reunions. 31 00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:54,546 Besides, if there's one thing you don't need, it's a banquet. 32 00:03:54,614 --> 00:03:56,605 Just look at you. 33 00:04:01,121 --> 00:04:03,055 What's wrong with me? What's wrong? 34 00:04:03,123 --> 00:04:06,650 You're too fat. That's what's wrong. Fat? Me, fat? 35 00:04:06,726 --> 00:04:09,320 Yeah. Marilyn, I ask you... am I too fat? 36 00:04:09,396 --> 00:04:11,762 - Well... - Never mind! 37 00:04:11,831 --> 00:04:13,765 What are you yelling at Marilyn for? 38 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:16,768 I mean, don't you know that fat men are supposed to be jolly? 39 00:04:16,836 --> 00:04:22,468 That's not the issue. Herman, if you go to that reunion, you'll be away overnight. 40 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:24,510 Lily... Herman, 41 00:04:24,578 --> 00:04:27,843 we haven't been separated in over a hundred years. 42 00:04:27,914 --> 00:04:29,848 But, Lily, it's just one night. 43 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:31,975 I know just the way Lily feels. 44 00:04:32,052 --> 00:04:36,284 I felt the same way about Grandma. [Sighs] 45 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:43,588 Oh, she was quite a woman, your grandma. 46 00:04:44,664 --> 00:04:48,691 Lily, I wanna go to the reunion. I wanna, I wanna! I wanna! 47 00:04:57,143 --> 00:04:59,475 All right, Herman. I'll tell you what. 48 00:04:59,546 --> 00:05:02,106 The reunion is still 10 days away. 49 00:05:02,182 --> 00:05:06,812 If you can lose enough weight to get into your uniform by then, you can go. 50 00:05:06,886 --> 00:05:09,684 You got yourself a deal. I'll just stop eating. 51 00:05:09,756 --> 00:05:13,886 Oh, no. No, no. You'll have to to go to a doctor and have a physical examination. 52 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,360 Get him to put you on a sensible diet. 53 00:05:16,429 --> 00:05:19,330 I don't want a sick corpse on my hands. 54 00:05:19,399 --> 00:05:21,959 Okay. You've got yourself a deal. 55 00:05:22,035 --> 00:05:24,196 [Man] What are my appointments today? 56 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:26,500 [Woman] Well, you have a new patient... a Mr. Munster. 57 00:05:26,573 --> 00:05:29,064 He's here for a checkup. Something about a diet. 58 00:05:29,142 --> 00:05:31,633 Then you have a pretty full schedule till noontime. 59 00:05:31,711 --> 00:05:33,645 A diet, huh? Oh, all right. 60 00:05:33,713 --> 00:05:36,477 Oh, would you take these glasses down to the optometrist down the hall? 61 00:05:36,549 --> 00:05:41,009 The lens keeps popping out on me, and I'm so nearsighted, I can't see a thing without 'em. 62 00:05:41,087 --> 00:05:43,419 I'll be right back, Doctor. 63 00:06:05,245 --> 00:06:08,772 [Knocking] Yes. Yes. 64 00:06:11,117 --> 00:06:13,813 Excuse me. There's no one outside, and I have an appointment. 65 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:16,412 - I'm Herman Munster. - Oh, yes. 66 00:06:16,489 --> 00:06:20,118 My nurse just stepped down the hall. Uh, come in. 67 00:06:20,193 --> 00:06:23,356 I'm Doctor Dudley. How do you do? 68 00:06:23,430 --> 00:06:26,729 Well, Mr. Munster, I see you brought your doggie. 69 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,327 I'm afraid he'll have to wait outside unless he's had his shots. 70 00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:34,271 I'm afraid you don't understand. I'm here for an examination. 71 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:36,308 I have some weight to lose in a hurry. 72 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:38,310 Oh, yes. You're the gentleman. Who wants the diet. 73 00:06:38,378 --> 00:06:41,438 Well, my nurse just took my glasses to be repaired, and, uh... 74 00:06:41,514 --> 00:06:45,780 I could come back later. No need. No need. It's just a routine physical. 75 00:06:45,852 --> 00:06:47,820 I could do it blindfolded. 76 00:06:47,887 --> 00:06:51,015 Now, if you just sit down over here, I'll look you over. 77 00:06:57,097 --> 00:06:59,588 Now, stick out your tongue. 78 00:07:02,535 --> 00:07:04,469 Doc? 79 00:07:04,537 --> 00:07:08,667 Oh, there you are. You mustn't be afraid of me. 80 00:07:08,742 --> 00:07:13,236 Now, have, uh, you ever had the measles? 81 00:07:13,313 --> 00:07:15,281 Chicken pox? 82 00:07:15,348 --> 00:07:19,512 Or the mumps? Or severe dizziness or headaches? 83 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:21,577 No. Just the Black Plague. 84 00:07:21,654 --> 00:07:25,351 Black Plague? Very funny. 85 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:31,797 Something wrong? 86 00:07:31,865 --> 00:07:37,235 No, no. That's what I get for buying this equipment from my brother-in-law. 87 00:07:37,303 --> 00:07:39,635 Now, have, uh... 88 00:07:39,706 --> 00:07:43,039 have you had your appendix or, uh, tonsils... 89 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:45,873 or gallbladder or spleen removed? 90 00:07:48,114 --> 00:07:51,481 No, not since they were first put in. 91 00:07:51,551 --> 00:07:53,746 Quite a comedian, aren't ya? 92 00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:59,383 Sixty-two point eight? Why, that's incredible! 93 00:07:59,459 --> 00:08:01,359 Oh, not really. 94 00:08:01,427 --> 00:08:03,361 I always run a little fever when I'm nervous. 95 00:08:03,429 --> 00:08:07,456 Well, you mustn't be nervous. And now I'll take your pulse. 96 00:08:07,534 --> 00:08:10,162 Now, look, I told you once... you got to get the dog out of here! 97 00:08:10,236 --> 00:08:13,967 Scoot! Scoot! Doc, that's my hand. 98 00:08:16,142 --> 00:08:18,110 Y-You mean you were born with this? 99 00:08:18,178 --> 00:08:21,170 No, someone else was. And I'll always be grateful. 100 00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:23,579 Not everyone will give you a hand when you need one. 101 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,948 If you're gonna make me laugh, we'll be here all day. 102 00:08:26,019 --> 00:08:28,954 Now, if you'll just step over here to the scale, Mr. Munster. 103 00:08:30,423 --> 00:08:33,392 Doc, I hate to contradict you, 104 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:35,893 but the scale is over here. 105 00:08:35,962 --> 00:08:40,456 Oh, I'm sorry. The woman that dusts for me keeps moving my things. 106 00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:43,195 Now, if you'll just step up here. 107 00:08:43,269 --> 00:08:47,262 [Bongs Four Times] 108 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:51,538 4:00 already? Where's the nurse with those glasses? 109 00:08:51,611 --> 00:08:54,944 Well, shall we check the old tick-tick-ticker? 110 00:08:55,014 --> 00:08:57,278 Keep the best for the last. 111 00:08:57,350 --> 00:09:00,683 Mr. Munster, now, if you'll just sit down here. 112 00:09:00,753 --> 00:09:03,017 That... That-a-boy. 113 00:09:05,225 --> 00:09:07,216 Here we go. 114 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:12,991 You know, I just discovered something extraordinary. 115 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:15,762 I can't hear a thing without my glasses. 116 00:09:17,203 --> 00:09:19,194 Doc... 117 00:09:22,008 --> 00:09:25,375 How silly of me. You ought to be a doctor. 118 00:09:25,445 --> 00:09:28,380 [Knocking] There we are. 119 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:30,678 [Knocking Continues] Comin' in good. 120 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,684 Doc, I think there's someone at the door. 121 00:09:32,752 --> 00:09:35,585 [Knocking Continues] You're right. Excuse me. 122 00:09:40,426 --> 00:09:45,193 Here are your glasses, Doctor. Thank you, Nurse. 123 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:49,929 She's pretty but poky. Well, shall we, uh, 124 00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:52,665 push on, Mr. Munster? 125 00:10:06,052 --> 00:10:08,486 Is there a doctor in the house? 126 00:10:11,591 --> 00:10:14,583 Lily? Grandpa? 127 00:10:14,661 --> 00:10:17,289 Lily? Oh. Listen to this. It's from the doctor. 128 00:10:17,363 --> 00:10:20,890 What were the results of your examination? "Dear Mr. Munster, 129 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:23,299 "I have studied the results of your examination... 130 00:10:23,369 --> 00:10:25,735 "and have reached the following conclusions: 131 00:10:25,805 --> 00:10:29,707 "Your pulse is 15; your blood pressure is minus three; 132 00:10:29,776 --> 00:10:32,643 body temperature, 62.8; and heartbeat, none." 133 00:10:32,712 --> 00:10:34,543 So far, so good. 134 00:10:34,614 --> 00:10:38,106 "Furthermore, it is my duty as a physician to warn you... 135 00:10:38,184 --> 00:10:42,587 that unless you go on the enclosed diet and lose 100 pounds immediately, you'll be dead in a week." 136 00:10:44,223 --> 00:10:46,885 - But if I'm dead, I can't go to the reunion. - Well, I don't know. 137 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,986 That never stopped me from going anywhere. 138 00:10:50,063 --> 00:10:53,191 I'm gonna lose a hundred pounds and go to the reunion... 139 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:56,326 in uniform... even if it kills me. 140 00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:05,970 Herman, lunch. 141 00:11:06,045 --> 00:11:10,004 I don't know how he's done it. Six days on nothing but vitamins and water. 142 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,881 I didn't think he'd really be able to stick to it this long. 143 00:11:12,952 --> 00:11:15,785 Herman. Hurry up. Your lunch is getting cold. 144 00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:20,926 Mmm. Looks delicious. 145 00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:36,039 And what have we here? 146 00:11:38,778 --> 00:11:42,874 Vitamins and water. Oh, Lily. 147 00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:46,510 Oh. And a B-12 too. 148 00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:49,680 Lily, you shouldn't have gone to so much trouble. 149 00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:54,091 Delicious. Would you pass... 150 00:12:21,854 --> 00:12:24,254 [Chewing Loudly] 151 00:12:31,297 --> 00:12:33,288 [Sloshing] 152 00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:38,570 [Burps] 153 00:12:38,638 --> 00:12:41,368 I never knew you could get indigestion from water. 154 00:12:41,441 --> 00:12:44,171 Has anybody got a toothpick? 155 00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:46,871 Enough is enough! 156 00:12:46,946 --> 00:12:49,176 You win. Go to the reunion. 157 00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:52,581 Just don't wear your uniform. But please, eat something. 158 00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:55,485 No! Now it's become a matter of principle. 159 00:12:55,555 --> 00:12:58,319 And besides, I've just got four more days to go. 160 00:12:58,391 --> 00:13:00,382 Four more days. 161 00:13:09,402 --> 00:13:11,336 You'll never make it. 162 00:13:11,404 --> 00:13:13,395 Never make it. 163 00:13:31,057 --> 00:13:33,048 [Stomach Bubbling] 164 00:13:39,732 --> 00:13:41,723 [Bubbling Continues] 165 00:14:00,853 --> 00:14:04,311 Aha! Grandpa! 166 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:07,188 What are you doing hanging around down here? 167 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:10,286 What am I doing? [Chuckles] What are you doing? 168 00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:14,527 - I thought I heard a burglar. - Of course. 169 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,034 And you thought you'd find him in the refrigerator. 170 00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:19,162 [Laughing] 171 00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:21,468 Herman, put yourself in my place... 172 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:24,601 and look at the diet from a sensible position. 173 00:14:24,677 --> 00:14:28,807 No. I've only got two more days to go, and I've got to get to that reunion. 174 00:14:28,881 --> 00:14:32,112 For your own good, take my advice. 175 00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:35,120 Listen to someone whose head is not always in the clouds. 176 00:14:35,188 --> 00:14:38,589 Eat something already. 177 00:14:38,658 --> 00:14:41,491 No. Now it's become a matter of principle. 178 00:14:41,561 --> 00:14:43,495 I'm gonna see it through! 179 00:14:43,563 --> 00:14:46,532 You'll never make it. [Laughing] 180 00:14:46,599 --> 00:14:48,965 You'll never make it! 181 00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:51,026 Good night. 182 00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:54,999 [Stomach Bubbling] 183 00:14:58,077 --> 00:15:00,068 And please stop that noise. 184 00:15:00,146 --> 00:15:02,546 I'm trying to get some sleep. 185 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:07,084 [Bubbling Continues] 186 00:15:11,591 --> 00:15:13,855 [Objects Clattering] 187 00:15:26,038 --> 00:15:28,836 Oh, come on, Uncle Herman. Eat something. Please? 188 00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:32,071 Look. Today is my last day. 189 00:15:32,144 --> 00:15:34,806 I'm gonna make it. Tomorrow's the reunion. 190 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,405 You'll never last. You'll eat before the day is up. 191 00:15:37,483 --> 00:15:39,417 Oh, no, I won't. 192 00:15:39,485 --> 00:15:42,420 Tonight at dinner, can I have his drumstick? We'll see, dear. 193 00:15:42,488 --> 00:15:45,616 - Drumstick? - Yeah. Today's Thanksgiving. 194 00:15:45,691 --> 00:15:49,855 Thanksgiving? I told you he wouldn't make it. 195 00:15:49,929 --> 00:15:53,296 You mean, Thanksgiving with turkey and cranberry sauce? 196 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,926 That kind ofThanksgiving? Yeah, that's the kind... 197 00:15:56,002 --> 00:16:00,063 with the dressing and the mashed potatoes and the gravy. 198 00:16:00,139 --> 00:16:02,403 With the dressing and the mashed potatoes and the gravy... 199 00:16:02,475 --> 00:16:06,070 And the pickled beets and the mushrooms and the candied yams. 200 00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:08,705 With the pickled beets and the mushrooms, the candied yams... 201 00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:12,512 And the olives and the celery stuffed with Roquefort cheese. 202 00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:15,053 Olives, the celery stuffed with Roquefort cheese. 203 00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:18,818 And the homemade biscuits oozing with melted butter. 204 00:16:18,891 --> 00:16:23,988 Homemade biscuits oozing with melted butter... And don't forget the pumpkin pie! 205 00:16:24,063 --> 00:16:27,123 Pumpkin pie... [Gasps] 206 00:16:27,199 --> 00:16:29,997 Oh! He fainted! 207 00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:32,799 Oh! Oh, Herman. Herman. 208 00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:36,433 Oh. Oh, Herman. [Grandpa] I'll call the doctor. 209 00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:39,603 Oh, are you all right, pussycat? 210 00:16:41,714 --> 00:16:44,512 He's right in here, Doctor. Thank you. 211 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:48,610 I didn't like the look of him when he was in my office last week. 212 00:16:48,688 --> 00:16:53,022 Didn't like the looks of his doggie either. A little on the mangy side. 213 00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:56,892 Well, I don't know what you're talking about, Doctor, but I do think you ought to examine him. 214 00:16:56,962 --> 00:16:58,987 All right. We'll have a look here. 215 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:27,153 What are you doing, Doctor? 216 00:17:27,226 --> 00:17:31,094 I hate to say this, but, uh, you called me a little too late. 217 00:17:31,163 --> 00:17:33,529 There's nothing more I can do. 218 00:17:33,599 --> 00:17:37,968 What do you mean? This is just a fainting spell. He's had these before. 219 00:17:38,037 --> 00:17:41,837 Well, eight or nine times in the last 100 years! 220 00:17:41,907 --> 00:17:45,900 I'm very sorry. Now, if you'll just help me fill out this form for the authorities, 221 00:17:45,978 --> 00:17:48,139 I won't intrude on you any longer. 222 00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:51,342 Now, was he a resident of the country over six months? 223 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,851 Well, yes, but... Did he serve in the armed forces? 224 00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:56,444 Of course, Doctor, but what... How many years? 225 00:17:56,522 --> 00:17:58,615 Three years, but... Three years. 226 00:17:58,691 --> 00:18:00,818 [Herman] Four years. Four years. 227 00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:04,590 What was that? I said it was four years. 228 00:18:04,663 --> 00:18:07,962 Don't you remember, Lily? The first year I was at Fort Benning. 229 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:11,901 Then I went overseas. And then I was transferred to that outfit... 230 00:18:11,971 --> 00:18:14,872 [Cries Out] 231 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,204 [Gasping, Shouting] 232 00:18:20,179 --> 00:18:24,013 That doctor is ill. He shouldn't be allowed around sick people. 233 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,677 Lily, what happened? 234 00:18:26,752 --> 00:18:30,017 The last thing I remember is something about pumpkin pie. 235 00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:32,580 It's all right, Herman. You just fainted. 236 00:18:32,658 --> 00:18:35,456 That silly doctor thought you were dead. 237 00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:37,826 What a ridiculous mistake. [Scoffs] 238 00:18:37,897 --> 00:18:41,094 I may be starving to death, but I'm the picture of health. 239 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,601 Just the same, this diet has gone far enough. 240 00:18:43,669 --> 00:18:45,637 No reunion is worth it. 241 00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:47,899 No. I've only got 24 hours to go. 242 00:18:47,973 --> 00:18:51,568 Lily, only 24 hours. And I'm gonna make it. 243 00:18:51,644 --> 00:18:55,410 All I need is a little something to hold me through the day. 244 00:18:55,481 --> 00:19:00,043 Herman, I think I have just the thing that will hold you. 245 00:19:04,824 --> 00:19:07,349 That oughta hold you. Thanks a lot. 246 00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:09,656 I knew I could depend on you. 247 00:19:09,728 --> 00:19:12,561 This reunion must be awfully important to you, Herman. 248 00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:14,599 Are you sure this is the way you want it? 249 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:19,434 Lily, it's the only way. [Lily] Well, Herman, we have to go now. 250 00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:21,973 We thought we'd eat our Thanksgiving dinner out. 251 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:24,669 That way, you won't be bothered by the smell of food. 252 00:19:24,743 --> 00:19:28,144 - Can you see the TV set all right, Uncle Herman? - Fine. Fine. 253 00:19:28,214 --> 00:19:30,842 - You sure you'll be all right? - Oh, sure. 254 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:33,441 Just go out and enjoy yourselves. Have a hearty meal. 255 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:35,612 Bon app�tit. 256 00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:38,213 Well, good-bye, Herman. 257 00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:41,282 Good-bye. Good-bye. Good-bye, Eddie. Good night, dear. 258 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,294 Good night. Good-bye, Uncle Herman. 259 00:19:43,362 --> 00:19:46,820 Good night, Marilyn. Don't worry about me. 260 00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:50,130 I'll be just fine. 261 00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:54,172 [Thinking] Hmph! Big deal. 262 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,504 A turkey dinner. Who needs it, anyway? 263 00:19:57,576 --> 00:20:00,670 [Man On TV] That was a program of dinner music coming to you from the Gourmet Room... 264 00:20:00,746 --> 00:20:03,647 Iocated in the heart of Eaton, Pennsylvania. 265 00:20:03,716 --> 00:20:05,650 And now, a word from our sponsor. 266 00:20:05,718 --> 00:20:07,982 Are you in the market for a Thanksgiving dinner... 267 00:20:08,053 --> 00:20:09,987 with all the trimmings? 268 00:20:10,055 --> 00:20:14,958 The phone our send-home department, and within an hour, on your table, a hot turkey dinner... 269 00:20:15,027 --> 00:20:19,293 the finest of succulent white meat, the tastiest drumsticks, 270 00:20:19,365 --> 00:20:24,462 the spiciest of stuffings, all smothered in a deep, rich brown gravy. 271 00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:27,973 [Gasping] 272 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,702 [Man Continues, Indistinct] 273 00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:33,210 [Groaning, Gasping] 274 00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:39,347 [Man] Then top off this delectable repast... 275 00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:43,218 with a delicious slice of... [Indistinct] [Grunting] 276 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:46,856 In a sea of hot fudge sauce... 277 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:04,766 [Caws] 278 00:21:29,335 --> 00:21:31,633 [Screams] 279 00:21:36,075 --> 00:21:39,010 Ah! Here we are! 280 00:21:39,078 --> 00:21:41,911 Look at that bird. Mother, you've outdone yourself this time. 281 00:21:41,981 --> 00:21:44,814 Just put it down and let me get started on it. 282 00:21:46,085 --> 00:21:49,748 May we be truly thankful for what we're about to receive. 283 00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:53,250 [Thunder Crashes] 284 00:21:58,163 --> 00:22:01,098 Now, let's see. What does everybody want? 285 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,327 [All Chattering] 286 00:22:03,402 --> 00:22:06,235 Oh, this cuts beautifully. 287 00:22:06,305 --> 00:22:08,432 [Screaming] 288 00:22:20,386 --> 00:22:23,822 Turkey. Mmm! Mmm! 289 00:22:23,889 --> 00:22:27,757 Mmm. Delicious! Mmm. Boy. Mashed potatoes. 290 00:22:27,826 --> 00:22:31,159 Mashed potatoes. Oh, will you pass the brussels sprouts, please? 291 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:33,198 Mmm. That's good. 292 00:22:33,265 --> 00:22:36,200 And this turkey is delicious.! 293 00:22:36,268 --> 00:22:39,533 Did you make the dressing yourself? Delicious! Oh, would you give my wife the recipe? 294 00:22:39,605 --> 00:22:41,664 Where is the cranberry sauce? 295 00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:44,106 Uh, would someone pass me the cranberry sauce? 296 00:22:44,176 --> 00:22:47,111 What's a Thanksgiving without cranberry sauce? 297 00:22:47,179 --> 00:22:49,147 Will you pass the cranberry sauce? 298 00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:51,512 I want some cranberry sauce! 299 00:23:09,134 --> 00:23:11,068 Where's Herman? 300 00:23:11,136 --> 00:23:13,297 He's up in the attic trying on his uniform. 301 00:23:13,372 --> 00:23:16,364 [Chuckling] That's right. 302 00:23:16,442 --> 00:23:19,934 Tonight's the reunion of his old army outfit. 303 00:23:20,012 --> 00:23:24,346 Boy, the way he ate last night, he'll never get into that uniform! 304 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:29,513 It was very nice of Mrs. Farber not to send for the police after the way Herman acted. 305 00:23:29,588 --> 00:23:32,489 Mrs. Farber was very understanding. As a matter of fact, 306 00:23:32,558 --> 00:23:35,527 she said whenever her husband goes on a diet, he acts hardly human. 307 00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:37,585 [Chuckles] Becomes a regular fiend. 308 00:23:37,663 --> 00:23:41,155 Not only did Herman eat their entire dinner... 309 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:44,828 but he even brought home the cranberry sauce in a doggie bag. 310 00:23:54,513 --> 00:23:57,744 Gee, Dad, you look great! Thank you, son. 311 00:23:57,816 --> 00:24:01,183 There certainly is something about a soldier. 312 00:24:05,657 --> 00:24:09,718 I never thought I'd be saying good-bye to you again in uniform. 313 00:24:09,795 --> 00:24:11,729 Lily, it's just one night, you know. 314 00:24:11,797 --> 00:24:14,095 I'm not going overseas. 315 00:24:15,934 --> 00:24:17,868 What's this? 316 00:24:17,936 --> 00:24:20,769 Just my ribs, that's all. 317 00:24:20,839 --> 00:24:22,898 Let's see. Uh... 318 00:24:27,813 --> 00:24:30,281 It's a bulletproof vest. 319 00:24:30,349 --> 00:24:34,513 [Laughing] "Bulletproof vest." That's Grandma's old corset. 320 00:24:34,586 --> 00:24:38,078 Well, I admit it's not strictly G.I., 321 00:24:38,157 --> 00:24:41,024 but that cranberry sauce sure puts weight on ya!